Caked On Stripes

Episode 67: Cabbage Roll

Wed, 7 Mar 2007 03:53:00 GMT

This is the best episode of 2007.

Seriously.

What're you even reading this for? Get to the downloading, and proceed directly to the listening.

DAMNIT! WHAT ARE YOU READING THIS FOR! IT'S A PODCAST, LISTEN TO IT!

Seriously... listen to the podcast... enjoy it... it's ok, everyone else it enjoying it... don't be afraid...

Episode 66: Heat Issues

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:49:00 GMT

This episode is the start of our listener drive... by that, I don't mean that we want your money. I mean we want your help gathering new listeners. Go onto their computer when they're not there and click subscribe under iTunes, or download it, put it on an mp3 player, sneak into their bedroom, and play it at full volume.

Sure... some people will complain that this episode doesn't contain their daily reccomended allowance of Fabio... but I, for one, disagree.

What else could you want? Maybe... The 15 Year old Listener? That's right, the Original is back... and better than a I can't believe it's not Butter shot off a hairy guy.

All this and more, from Caked on Stripes

Episode 65: Attack of the Wooden Bear

Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:38:00 GMT

Welcome to the Oasis of podcasting, known as "episode 65". That's right, the 65th episode. This time, we have a special guest for you all, a guest whos appearance lasts a whole 20-30 seconds into the episode. That's right, it's the ATTACK OF THE WOODEN BEAR!

This podcast also contains an old favorite bit returning for some good old creepy fun, Ask Bri, and the voicemails that we've all come to know so dearly.

All this and more, from Caked On Stripes.

Episode 64: We've Returned

Wed, 7 Feb 2007 02:40:00 GMT

This episode features the return of Bri and Deric (Cowan) Harrington after a long hiatus. What would cause such a break of monumental proportions? We'd be glad to tell you. We'd be so glad to tell you, that as a matter of fact, we're going to tell you.

At least part of it, has been our move up to the north country. See the picture to the right? That's a real photo I took. No... really. I wouldn't lie to you, you have the face of an angel.

Anyway, here it is, the beginning of a new slice, of Caked On Stripes. Hope you enjoy.

Episode 63: What happened to 62?

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 03:52:00 GMT

It's Episode 63! That's the 63rd most newest episode.

I'm really hoping no one realizes I ran out of different things to write here after episode 5. It's really, really hard to stretch for this long.

I got'cha long stretch... hangin.

Any suggestions for a topic for the next episode's "show notes", as people refer to these? Anyone? Go ahead and E-mail them to me at cakedonstripes@gmail.com, or post them over on the forums.

later y'all

Episode 61:Better Late...

Thu, 9 Nov 2006 05:01:00 GMT

Here's the new show...

Enjoy it.

Really.

Enjoy.

PS: This picture is titled "Late night Chicken".

Episode 61: So Bored

Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:57:00 GMT

Wha? What is this? the first on time podcast in almost a month, THAT'S WHAT!

Now that you've had a moment to collect yourself, you may continue to read this message.

This podcast contains: Funny things not limited to (but including) the word "Butt".

That's right, I totally went there. What'cha going to do 'bout it?

This picture with this podcast is called "Bored". I wonder why. I should contact the artist and ask "why are you bored?" And "Are you as bored as Bri's brother?" Cause I doubt it... I really doubt it.

Episode 60: Backs of Feed

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:44:00 GMT

We're Back, with Feedback... and lots of it. Some really old. Some not-so-old. Some brand new. It doesn't matter when it's from, it's all feedback. We answer questions (and by we, we mean Deric) that people ask. And some that people don't ask. And some questions we ignore all together.

Also in this podcast... Howl if you will.

And I think you will.

Also, we entertain the idea of picking up from the chicago-LAND area, and put down somewhere else.

We also explain why this show is upwards of 5 days late to publish... eh, what'cha gonna do?

Episode 59: Baby Head

Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:01:00 GMT

The name of the picture is "Angry Baby Head"... don't think too much about it, it'll make your baby head explode.

We're back! and we're screaming with an "eh" show! Woohoo! It's been a while since an "eh" show. and this one is "eh" and it's finest (or would that be "most eh"?)

Bri and Deric Harrington take to the airwaves like two people that are trying to find their podcast chemistry after a long layoff! Is it worth the wait? NO! But, they promise another episode this week with a little more "umph". Let's wait and see, shall we?

Episode 58: Chunky Blossom

Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:48:00 GMT

Who doesn't like Chunkys? That's the main topic this week on the number 123 rated podcast on iTunes, Caked On Stripes.

What are we underneith? Other such comedy classics, such as the Red Sox podcast, Bubba Bohacks joke of the day, and AOL sports bloggers live. I'm not making those up, check out the featured podcasts over on iTunes... I mean, I know people don't like the Red Sox, but a comedy podcast about them? I hate to imagine those inside jokes.

On the other hand, Bri and Deric (or, Bri and myself, I write, revealing who I am) talk about only the best of the best, like that movie, The Best of The Best. Only ours has more jokes. and less kicking.

Honestly, we feel this is one of the better shows we've ever done. Tell your friends, get them to try this one out. It's a keeper.

PS: Please add our new sexual term to wikipedia. Thank you.

episode 57: The spice of life

Wed, 6 Sep 2006 04:19:00 GMT

Well, well, well. What do we have for you today? How 'bout some talkin' cake and stripes style.

As Deric insists that he leads a spicy life Bri attempts to cleanse her colon.

We play a little telephone with some acquaintences and some sleepy friends.

While witnessing a Mexican protest march we witness the Latin Fonz.

As always, lengthy voice messages.

Episode 56: In Deep Waters

Wed, 30 Aug 2006 03:39:00 GMT

Talk about a picture that accurately describes Deric's social life... that's right, tap your land... freak.

We're back after a week off, to bring you all the best in "trying to make up for an off week" commentary. Although, Bri feels a little off during the making of this episode, so give her some slack folks. Don't cut her some slack, just give her some. It's much more difficult that way.

This episode, we talk about how we've spent the last two weeks. The trials of putting together a wedding, and other good stuff...

All this and more from Caked on Stripes.

Episode 55: Fufilling obligations

cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:50:00 GMT

What the hell is that picture? It's what you get if you type in "Time Filler" into yahoo images. Pretty fun, eh? No? Fine, piss off.

If you're still here, you must have ignored my "piss off" comment. So... why don't you piss off? all your friends are doing it.

Worst case scenario: You're the last one on your street to piss off. Everyone else is at a giant piss off party, and you're not invited. You, feeling alone, go into the kitchen, and stick your head in the oven.

Three hours later, you realize you left the oven off... tired, and not dead, you go to bed.

We can't have that happen, now can we?

Oh yeah, listen to the episode. Love the episode. Just call it in the morning, ok?

Episode 54: Fillin the Hole

Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:32:00 GMT

Here's the new episode.

Enjoy it.

No... really. It's good.

Would I lie to you?

LISTEN TO IT ALREADY! Geeze... leave me alone. :-) (do people even read these things?)

Episode 53: The Best Birthday Ever!!

Thu, 3 Aug 2006 02:24:00 GMT

Keeping in the theme of last weeks picture, this one describes the podcast as well as anything could describe the podcast. That is, of course, besides the podcast itself.... because nothing describes itself as well as something itself, you know? Do you know? Hello? Is anybody out there? Just not if you can hear me...

Nevermind, I drifted there. I don't even know if those are the actual words to the song. This episode has 2 guests on it, including... KEN'S ARCH NEMESIS!!!!!!

Don't believe me? Just give it a listen...

Only, From Caked On stripes

Episode 52: The Return of Ken!

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 01:37:00 GMT

For the first time ever... the picture on the side here, is actually Ken. Get that? Awesome...

Of course, this episode has the return of Ken Schultz! Comedian supreme! Enjoy us as we talk about all things comedy, including what happens in a car after 7 hours with comics.

Also.. and you'd never guess this, but a certain caller gives movie reviews on about... 200 movies... in about 3 minutes...

CALL US! 206-984-CAKE!

peace, yall

Episode 51: Wok and Rorr

Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:59:00 GMT

This podcast is the first after Bri and Deric's first 50 episodes. Which makes this one, the 51st. Amazing, No?

This episode features the most racist game (see picture) since "Darkie Punch 2000" was released in 1937. That's right. 1-9-3-7

Deric also talks about how Bri is useless... but what else is new?

Also, finally, a small clip of both of their stand-up comedy.

All this and more, from Caked On Stripes

EPISODE 50!!!!!!

Thu, 13 Jul 2006 04:09:00 GMT

I can't believe we made it. No, Even more.... I don't want to believe we made it. There. So I won't believe it. As far as I'm concerned... this is episode 49B. The next one will be 49C and so on... until 49Z, at which point we'll go straight to "49 now I know my abc's, next time won't you sing with me".

While you're thinking about that... why don't you vote for us on Podcast alley? Hm? That's what all of the cool kids are doing. Don't you want to be one of the cool kids? I know I do. That's why I podcast. Wait... nevermind.

this episode contains everything good from the last 50. There, is that a good enough "show notes" for you?

All this and more, from Caked On stripes

Episode 49: 14 Year Old Taint

Thu, 6 Jul 2006 02:25:00 GMT

This episode contains some of the following:

Love

Hate

Taints

14 Year olds

martians

Bowling Balls

Ebay Purchases

Fig leaves

Ashley Simpson

Which ones are for real? Dunno... Listen and find out.

All this and more, only from Caked On Stripes

Episode 48: compatability crossfire

Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:57:00 GMT

This episode contains graphic content... of a graphic nature. In fact, it's so graphic, that the graphics editor (the man in charge of digging up the photos that go with the episode) took the week off. His exact words, "I'm going fishing". The words of a man who's heard enough.

This episode (actually) contains Bri and Deric talking about their relationship, as defined by a test. They also go into their weekend in the Wisconsin Dells, among other things. This episode is rated L, for L-wouLdn't you like to know what the L rating means?

CakedonStripes.

Episode 47: The Shows Cancered

Wed, 21 Jun 2006 04:08:00 GMT

Howdy Folks... What's goin on? Wurd... I'm down with that. No, really, I am. First, a little housekeeping. Now, all the links to shit will be on the left hand side of this screen, and won't take up room on the main screen any more. ok? ok.

This new episode contains strong language, and violence towards Zombies.

Actually, this episode contains referances to the greatest Zombie story ever. Also, it's Voicemail City (located just off the highway next to Circut City). Along with everything else, we also talk about why Ken Schultz came over, only to not do an episode of the show.

Also, Deric's first weekend at the Improv, and why being there caused him to sleep on the couch.

ALL THIS AND MORE, FROM CAKED ON STRIPES

Episode 46: the Cop out Interview

Wed, 14 Jun 2006 00:38:00 GMT

Even though the name of this episode is "the Cop out Interview", I'd have to say that this is the best "cop out" you could get. This cop out is an interview with a friend of Deric and Bri, as well as a fellow comedian, Mr. John Briggs. The picture here is of a man that if you Google search for John Briggs, is on the first page. THIS PICTURE IS NOT THE JOHN BRIGGS WE INTERVIEW!!!! OUR JOHN BRIGGS IN MUCH MORE INTERESTING!!!

John provides a different point of view than Deric and/or Bri... That being, an actual point of view. In fact, he blogs about it here. There will be a more obvious link at the bottom of the page, with the other links, so don't worry if you missed that one.

John talks with Deric and Bri about things no one else has dared to talk about. Such as getting a sinner of a baby baptised. And why the baby is indeed a sinner to begin with. I don't want to give it away, but hearing about the baby made even me blush with embarassment. If you're from John's blog, please poke around and listen to some of our other audio. If you're from the Caked On Stripes area, we encourage you to go to John's blog... See how that works? It's people helping people at a basic level.

All this and more, from Caked On Stripes

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Episode 45: SPLAT

Thu, 8 Jun 2006 03:19:00 GMT

OK... We know this episode is up a day late... don't worry, we explain why. We're like that girl that explains it all... Clarissa. Course, I forget the name of the show she was on... oh well.

We give you more of what you want, less of what you don't. We find this works better than the previously tried "give more of what they hate" method, that we only could get so far doing.

There's more rambling on this episode than some of the previous ones. Why? Because in an effort to get the episode out in a semi-timely manner, the editing process has been cut short. Sorry 'bout that.

All this and more, from Caked On Stripes!

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Episode 44: Gettin Raw with Bri

Wed, 31 May 2006 21:18:00 GMT

This episode marks the end of an era. The era of Bri's former life. She's going through changes, and not in that "Is it really hot in here or is it my womanly-ness" type changes. That's right... I said (typed) "womanly-ness"... look out dictionary, you're next on my hit list of things I like to hit. Or something.

This episode has Bri talking about her last day at work, her new diet, and her horse head. Oh yeah, Deric is in this episode too, otherwise this podcast would just be called "caked". Which is stupid. But, "caked on stripes..." that's genius. No... really.

All this and more, from Caked On Stripes!

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Episode 43: Vexing Cock

Wed, 24 May 2006 04:07:00 GMT

Welcome to the Gates of the Beyond. Beyond the realm of normal podcasts... into what I like to refer as... un-normal podcasts. Who am I? I am TEXT... I have no feelings. Try as you might to mock me, you will not cause me pain. TEXT. See... TEXT still stands strong.

Deric and Bri have asked me (TEXT) to write them (DERIC AND BRI) a description of the new episode, and I (TEXT) have agreed.

This episode has a ton of stuff. Shortened Baby Names, Energy Drink, Candy inside of Candy... and more.

Also, don't forget that: you can Check out Mark Anthony's web site here.

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NOW TEXT ENDS... OR DO I? BWA-HA-HA!

Episode 42: Bible Time!

Tue, 16 May 2006 21:59:00 GMT

Sometimes in life, you see something so compelling, so astonishing, so... religious, that you have to take extra time to make sure you handle all conversations about said item extra carefully.

This is not one of those times.

From the discount bin of a local second hand store, we proudly present: BIBLEMAN! Behold, his ability to quote scripture (without laughing) in a single bound!

He's not really Truth... Not really Justice... Sadly, the american way.

All this and more, from Caked On Stripes!

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Episode 41: Candy inside of Candy...

Tue, 9 May 2006 23:27:00 GMT

We start Episode 41 with a close up. Of a Child... In a barn... Alone. Crying.

Why is the child crying? Because the Baby Jesus has brought forth an invention, unbeknowst to man, that will change the way people still shit into their mouths forever...

Us, mere mortals, have to call it: CANDY INSIDE OF CANDY.

Cause, when you think of it, you can't spell "Inside" without "die sin".

What does that have to do with the picture? Nothing. The picture just made me laugh.

All this and more, from Caked On Stripes!

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Episode 40: To Kill a Chinaman

Tue, 2 May 2006 23:02:00 GMT

Welcome to Caked on Stripes. The only podcast that has both Caked and Stripes in it's name... except for the not-so-popular "Caked, but we don't have Stripes" podcast

In this Episode, Bri and Deric welcome their first guest into the studio, in Mr. Ken Schultz, Professional Comedian. You can Check out Ken's Blog here.

Also, the segments you love... or don't love... I don't know... I'm not a fucking mind reader.

All this and more, from Caked On Stripes!

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Episode 39: Bits and Tits

Wed, 26 Apr 2006 22:17:00 GMT

What's in this episode? I don't know, but I can tell you what isn't...

Cancer.

What more could you ask for? ONLY FROM CAKED ON STRIPES!

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Episode 38: Lab Rats

Wed, 19 Apr 2006 00:46:00 GMT

     What's that? You want to know what kind of content we have in this episode? Well... I'm not going to tell you. That's right, consider this a "secret"...
     Nope, looking at me like that isn't going to change my mind, so you might as well stop. I SAID STOP!

    DAMN YOU! You can resist your puppy dog eyes. Fine, here's what is in this episode:

-Deric's new problems

-Pyne

-Knit Bits

-Baby Names

-Howl... wait, that's not in here anymore. Nevermind

-Listener mail, and a whole lot more... ONLY FROM CAKED ON STRIPES!

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Episode 37: Phlegm

Wed, 12 Apr 2006 18:10:00 GMT

One week after the last delightful episode, we're back with another delightful episode. And by delightful, we mean short.

This episode is short because:

1) Deric has some sort of a problem

2) Bri has some sort of a problem

3) pancakes

4) They were too busy trying to knit some bit

To find out the answer, you'll just have to tune in, to Caked On Stripes.

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episode 36: Numblers and Unicorms

Wed, 5 Apr 2006 01:19:00 GMT

Welcome one, welcome all, to the greatest show on earth... next to all the other ones that are pretty darned good as well... sigh... ok, let me try this again.

Welcome one, welcome all, to one of the shows that exist. That's all... we exist.

This episode includes:

RACISM!

SEX!

SCANDLES!

MIS-SPOKEN WORDS!

What fun, only, from Caked On Stripes

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Episode 35: Bacon, Bagels, and Bumcakes

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 01:34:00 GMT

So, what did happen in this episode? Well, I think the real question is what didn't happen in this episode? On third thought, maybe the real question is what might've happened on this episode? There, that's better...what was I thalking about again?

Rants and raves a plenty, along with knit bits, mail answeringsments, and baby names.

What a generous bounty for such meek audience. I think that deserves a kiss on the cheek, or better yet, a smack on the ass.

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Episode 34: Fro Yo!

Wed, 22 Mar 2006 03:13:00 GMT

Episode 34! We finally made it! 34! Woohoo! To think, everyone thought that once we reached the level of 33, that would be it, it would be impossible for us to continue the show at the rapid... errr... rapidness, that we had established. But no, not to the Caked on Stripes crew. they'll never give up. They're like Rambo, without guns.

THIS EPISODE FEATURES THE RETURN OF A SEGMENT!!!!

I'll let that soak in... but not too long. All this, and Blossom, only from Caked On Stripes.

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Episode 33: Manowar Rules!

Thu, 16 Mar 2006 03:10:00 GMT

LOOK AT THAT PICTURE!!!!

Tell me that doesn't own everything that's ever existed? they look like the hand of God himself, has extended from the heavens of... ummm... heaven, and sprinkled forth ROCK.

This episode is to complete the collection of Caked On Stripes episodes, ranging from 1-33. That's all. Everyone else has all the episodes, so why not you?

Also in this episode:
Baby Names
Bri's crappy dentist story
Tax time hijinx
An update to the best voicemail ever
Knit Bits!
And a whole lot more, only from Caked on Stripes

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Episode 32: Fabiocity

Wed, 8 Mar 2006 04:22:00 GMT

This episode, we're joined by a special guest... a guest that's so special, even Fabio wants his picture taken with her (see right).

ok, maybe our special guest is just a cd... big deal, think you're better than me?

yeah... you probably are... I realize that. just don't get mad, ok? Here's a couple of blokes we mention this episode...

Fabio (no link provided)
Ken Schultz,
Tommy Drake, and more!

Only on Caked On Stripes!

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Episode 31: Best Voicemail Ever

Thu, 2 Mar 2006 05:32:00 GMT

Why is that person in the picture smiling? Well, it's not just because she's wearing a bit of knit... although I'm sure that's part of the reason. But mostly, it's because the new episode is out... Episode 31.
Ash Wed... the day of ashes... Deric gets a little lesson as to why Ash Wed really exists. And Bri learns a little bit about Polish people... all this and more, on a very special Blossom... oops, wrong show

This episode includes Baby Names (finishing up the K's), Knit Bits, TV shows of happiness, and the best voicemail ever recieved on a podcast... all from CAKED ON STRIPES .

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Episode 30: Short and Sweet

Thu, 23 Feb 2006 02:35:00 GMT

This Episode contains the following fun:

Deric Fucked up
Deric and Bri finally at Zanies
Bri listens to voicemail
our (still) BRAND NEW SEGMENT (that's getting old... don't tell that to our song though).
Someone gets... podslaughtered.
All this and your daily reccomended allowance of vitamin COS (Caked On Stripes)... .

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Episode 29:Hot lovin and cold conversation

cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 22:59:00 GMT

Welcome, and happy Valentine's Day, 2006.

This Episode features our second guest to the podcast ever, a sibling of Bri, let's call him Nick... cause that's his name.

In this episode, we go over some listener mail, check out what's hip and trendy in the world of knitting, and reveal the secret of life... err... ignore that last one. We're still working on it. Honest. I think we're close, but right now, we're leaning towards "eh, whatever".

As always, all this and more, from Caked On Stripes.

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episode 28: Product Placement

cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Wed, 8 Feb 2006 01:39:00 GMT

Greetings, and hello, and hi, and howdy, and... ummm... did I say hello?

WARNING! THIS EPISODE CONTAINS A BRAND NEW SEGMENT! LISTEN TO AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

That's right, the picture of the sock isn't just for fun and games, it's because we love socks, and the effort that goes in to making such a wonderful piece of "art"... no really... it's art

Not to mention the fun and games that is listener mail, and the "guess the smell" game from the weekend's party (note: game does not actually exist. Do not E-mail me asking where the game is)

All this and more, from Caked On Stripes

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Episode 27: Touch the Stripe

cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Thu, 2 Feb 2006 02:36:00 GMT

Welcome to the home away from home... the web site of delight... the land of lakes... the Caked On Stripes home page.

What's that? You want to know what's in this episode? FINE!

In this episode, there's mayhem! Adventure! Romance! And a little slice of the pie known at irony.

In all seriousness, there's Deric talking about his weekend work, an update on Bri's Masta Plan, a call from a disappointed listener, and the introduction to a little pie known as "Nick"... I don't know what that means either.

All this and less, this week, from Caked On Stripes

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Episode 26: Please me... Cheese me...

cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 01:35:00 GMT

NOTE: This episode is STILL not kid friendly... Deal with it

This episode is our longest venture to date, as demanded by legions (one) of our fans. We're not ones to dissapoint, so there you go... 52 minutes of Caked on Stripes...

this episode, we talk about Bri's Underwear (how's that for a start!) ALSO
Lactose intolerance
Stonings from the bible
Flowers and smoke
a comedy bit from a friend, Mr. Brian Peek
As always... ONLY FROM CAKED ON STRIPES

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Episode 25: Happy MLK Day!

Cakeondstripes@gmail.com — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 23:33:00 GMT

Happy MLK day from COD... that's Caked On Stripes, for those of you new to the "scene". I'm text on a computer, now let's get to the recap...

In this Episode, the following issues are touched lightly, as if touching it too roughly may cause a rash:
Bri's Master Plan

Deric tries to continue "bitchfest 2006", as Bri and him get into a unplanned argument
Plus, all the other good stuff we fill up each episode with, like a pastry that can't handle any more goodness...

We're here, we're not queer, our favorite color is clear...
WE'RE CAKED ON STRIPES

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episode 24: Bitchfest 2006

cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Tue, 10 Jan 2006 23:05:00 GMT

it's Episode 24... just 3 more until episode 27!!!

This Episode Features, among other things... a smell report from where Bri Works, an E-mail about a dead Aunt, How different Kids want different things, and much more... Did I mention Baby names?

I did mention baby names? hmmm... well that's unusual... I usually save baby names until the end... this is the end? damn...
Only from Caked On stripes

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Episode 23: A Nutter New Year

cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Wed, 4 Jan 2006 04:59:00 GMT

Welcome one, welcome all. This is Episode 23, of our podcast filled with Goo. Notice the "g" in Goo, is capitalized, much like God is capitalized. Coinsidence? Yea... pretty much.

This episode has everything you could ask for, minus a little bit. We cover our new year's activities, our trips around said new year, and whatever else happens. We also get a call from one angry man, who tells a bathroom story one won't soon forget.

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Episode 22: Gimmie a Break

Cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 03:47:00 GMT

Howdy all... Welcome to antother episode of Caked On Stripes. I'm neither Deric Harrington nor am I Bri Cowan... I am text on a computer screen. Therefore, by the sheer fact of my inablity to "feel", I'm required to just go on my life without purpose... except to tell you about the new podcast.

This podcast is full of jelly... like a doughnut. Only without the cream. Which is too bad, because cream makes everything better, except for Deric, he's lactose intolerant.

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Episode 21: Ignoramus

cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Wed, 14 Dec 2005 04:00:00 GMT

This podcast features... feedback. Lots of it.. We should have known. But, seeing as how we can't leave well enough alone... We respond to the feedback.

And if that wasn't enough, we give you more baby names to salivate over. ummm... yeah.

And don't forget to brush your teeth... cause you're filthy!

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Caked On Stripes Episode 20: The Musical:2!

cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Wed, 7 Dec 2005 03:57:00 GMT

Wow! It's number 2, and speaking of number 2's, that's exactly what you'll find on this episode as the Caked On Stripes team rifles through pod safe music's dirty laundry. It's a good thing we like to get soiled.

Not only do we have brand new steaming piles of pod safe poo, ranging from experimental to christian rock, we also get a visit from some veterans, (the Freedom Fighters 4 ever, baby!)

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Episode 19: This episode has no name

cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 01:47:00 GMT

Holy crap... it's episode 19!

Why should you listen to this one if you've already heard the other 18? Well... I'll tell you. This one is made with the kind of love that's usually saved for a Nambla meeting... that's right... that kind of love.

This week, Bri and Deric tackle the tough issues... like... pogs... and why I used to own some.

Wait, that's not in this episode, I was just drifting... nevermind.

This episode features the debut of a new segment that's not to be missed.

Not to mention... it's BABY NAMES! The letter? I

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Episode 18: Let's Give Thanks

stripedcomic@aol.com — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 15:27:00 GMT

Let's all bow our head and give thanks... I thank You for listening to this dynamic podcast about our past week... What's so interesting about that? Well, in this past week, we:

Nearly Froze to Death
Went to a Buffet
and fought off a giant marshmellow ghost monster type thing, using our cunning... and backpacks that do all the work for us...

Keep an eye out for this space, as we're only 2 weeks away from the newest Musical episode... and holy crap we have some goodies lined up for you.

but that's a ways away... I mean, it's all the way in december. This is November... which makes it a great time to vote for us at podcast alley. If you don't the guy in the picture (it's not Deric, I promise)... we'll give him your E-mail address... trust me, you don't want to see it happen.

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Caked On Stripes Episode 17: Upstream to Red Lobster

Cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 01:26:00 GMT

De ja vu? More like de ja poo! After the third attept of recording this episode, the Caked On Stripes team is feeling a little run down...

With a week that would bust a squirrel's nuts, (what?), there are plenty of things to talk about. We mention some watersports played involentarily, to what the kids do now-a-days when they're bored

We listen to and read some mail, and "H" is the word...I mean, the letter, in Baby Names.

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Caked On Stripes Episode 16: Schault Shaker

Cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Wed, 9 Nov 2005 00:24:00 GMT

Howdy Everyone! What a week! It was filled with foam... and... foam like substances.

In this episode, we discuss the pros and cons on Monster energy drink (notice it's never refered to as a beverage). We also discuss the pros and cons of fourth term abortions... which would be... wait, where's my calculator... when the child is 6 months old.

Also, It's the return of DERIC'S TOTALLY USELESS INVENTIONS! And "giant crap in my diapers", it's a good one. Trust me. Also, Feedback from you... well... not you... but those that contacted us... you jive?

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Caked On stripes Episode 15: BOO!

cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Tue, 1 Nov 2005 02:51:00 GMT

Happy Halloween Everyone! A special happy halloween goes out to you, because you're reading this. In fact, I'd like to take the opportunity to say that I hope everyone that isn't reading this gets a lump of coal in their halloween stocking...

This Episode involves some of, but not all of, the following:

Flying monkeys

Burlap Fetishes

Baby Names

A Very special audience

Phone calls, listener mail, and non-listener mail...

AND MORE!

It's a new month,

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Caked On Stripes Episode 14: Patrick is Dead...

cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 23:43:00 GMT

What the hell do you want? I'll tell you what you want. You want savory chunks of fun and frivolity only the Caked On Stripes team can provide. We reminesce about the Carnival Comedy Challenge, which left us feeling some discomfort around the anal region. We answer some mail and take some shit from our buddy Patrick at NLO. I ,(Bri), try to enhance my podcast performance with some legal yet shady substances. And we promise that the iPod Shuffle will be coming to an iPod near you. As Always, Call us at 206-984-CAKE, E-mail us at cakedonstripes@gmail.com, and kiss us on the cheeks.

Episode 13:Generation of Constant Disappointment

stripedcomic@aol.com — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 03:58:00 GMT

Wow!! What a show!! The medication works!! Side effects include double exclamation point usage!! It seems as though the Caked On Stripes team has their hands full in this episode, what with answering feedback, having a phone conversation with comic buddy Mik, garage sale junk, and baby names. I recon this episode will suit you just fine...buckaroo. Remember to leave us a message at 206-984-CAKE...206-984-2253(for those of you who don't like fun). Or e-mail us at cakedonstripes@gmail.com... or Skype us, screen name: cakedonstripes I need to get to bed. It's almost high noon.

Episode 12: Candlepin Heart Failure

cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Tue, 11 Oct 2005 22:57:00 GMT

Howdy Everyone... how was your weekend? Wanna know what I did? I got a cakedonstripes.com phone #!

Call us at (206) 984-CAKE

It's a voice mail, so call often, and make it funny.

this episode is kind of a mish-mosh of everything. Ranging from the reason why Bri's home town was famous for a couple of days, to candlepin bowling (note: the picture)

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We're begging for your feedback. Out E-mail folder has nothing in it worth looking at... except for those naked Betty White photos... hot.

Peace

Caked On Stripes Episode 11: Redism

cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Tue, 4 Oct 2005 23:18:00 GMT

Welcome to episode 11, the 11th episode in our collection... of 11 episodes so far.

What's this one about? Look at the picture! (singing) "Isn't she lovely?" (not singing)... no? Fine... see if she writes your name on a bathroom wall.

Here's the link to all the "messed-up-dom" we talk about on this episode

I gotta say, sometimes I gotta dance, when things start getting extra groovy all up in my area. Why am I typing this? Because I'm not sure that anyone actually reads these things, so I'm seeing if I can type something random. If you do read this, E-mail me here.

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episode 10: The Caked On Stripes Musical

cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 00:50:00 GMT

Here we are... #10... This is our first musical episode. What the hell is a musical episode? Well, we've combed the archives of music.podshow.com, and we've found the bottom of the poop pile.

There's not a whole lot to talk about for the description of this show, because these "artists" don't want the recognition that we're going to be giving them. So instead, we'll talk about something else.

I don't understand why they can't develop black socks that don't leave little sock bits in between your toes... I mean, I don't have a black carpet, these sock bits show up everywhere.

Let's see... what else... I like meat. yum!

til next time...

Bri and Deric

Episode 9: Raisins and Marshmallows and Cheetos, OH MY!

stripedcomic@aol.com — Wed, 21 Sep 2005 00:01:00 GMT

Wow, is it Episode 9 already? I just like to ask that, because everyone always seems to go "wow, is it already?" wow... is it time for the second paragraph already?

Yup, I guess so.

This episode is our longest yet, clocking in at around 50 minutes, so set aside a large chunk of your life... I know we did.

So, what's in this episode?

Bri and Deric go back to the Diamond Buffet from episode one
They talk about their stand up show from last Friday, featuring a hurricane benefit concert
Bri Updates us all on the on-goings of work
Deric Updates us all on the differences between (semi) pop-stars, and professional basketball players.
All this and the conclusion of Baby Names: Volume D.

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Episode 8: Rooty Tootie in your Glutie

cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Wed, 14 Sep 2005 01:05:00 GMT

Howdy- do there cake and stripes enthusiasts. Be prepared for a wacky episode where tragedy encounters the blow of a whistle and baby names are D-bomb.

We want to reach out and touch you!! Maybe I said that wrong. What I meant to say is that anyone who sends us an e-mail at cakedonstripes@gmail.com with their address attached will receive a little gift from the cakedonstripes team. We know that other pod casts might be giving out fancy stuff, how about a change of pace, like a dog biscuit and personal artwork.

Once again Ping Pong makes my day. He tells me his views on post partum depression, isnÃÂ??t that swell?

WellÃÂ?ÃÂ thatÃÂ??s enough of that.

Epidsode 7: The Jo Hole

cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Tue, 6 Sep 2005 15:00:00 GMT

Wow, what a delightfully awkward picture for this weeks podcast... Course, I (Deric) am posting this from in Florida, away from my digital camera to get the pictures I had meant to put on this podcast post on here... on instead, enjoy a nice picture of Bri and I, galavanting about at a wedding...

This Week's podcast covers topics other people won't dare to touch, like the Jo Hole. Don't ask, cause I ain't tellin...

We also have some listener mail we read... because we need to fill time some times, you dig? If you want to E-mail us, it's cakedonstripes@gmail.com Hit us up one time, spread the love!

In closing, there might be a special episode of this show up later this week if I can convince a special guest to take part... Enjoy the dead turtles,

love,

Deric

Episode 6: Visit the All New Downtown Funkytown

cakedonstripes@gmail.com — Tue, 30 Aug 2005 03:43:00 GMT

Honest to god, we think this is the best episode we've put out, and we'd be bummed if we didn't get this one out to as many people as we can find, because we think this is quality podcasting at it's best...

look... Ok, we know the last episode wasn't that hot... But this new one... It's like we threw random ingrediants into a kettle, turned it up to 400 degrees, and let it boil... then brought it to a simmer, and now... delicious. Let me tell you about it...

First, we talk about how we will revitalize downtown funkytown... because let's face it, nothing has happened there since the 70's... Sure, maybe the town has been remixed once or twice, but we're dealing with a major overhaul here...

then, Bri'll (love that word, just seems natural) take you on a journey to where she works... it's whimsical... trust me.

Baby names... letter C... need we say more?

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Deric & Bri

Episode 5: The Black mold (Gen Con Edition)

stripedcomic@aol.com — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 22:17:00 GMT

Howdy everyone... What's going on? Good... Good... What's that, you want an episode? WELL HOLY BIRD TURD DO WE HAVE ONE FOR YOU! We went do Gencon so you don't have to... Gencon is a gaming convention in Indianapolis, IN... So, this is from the point of view of someone that is just getting into games (Deric), and Bri, who plays them, but is not nearly as obsessive.

Along the way, we talk about the odd things we saw there, the beautiful artwork Bri bought there, and other things...

To first time listeners, know this is not our usual show... we reccomend listening to one of the others for an idea of our regular shows...

Let us know what you think!

PEACE, Deric & Bri

Episode 4: Tumor Ham

stripedcomic@aol.com — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 02:46:00 GMT

Help! There's a greyish substance on our ham!

Get ready for more nonsensical nonsense in this episode. Holy drivers, baby names, and the revival of Funky Town are some of the important issues we will be discussing.

I'm getting a late night craving for something hot, melty and cheesey. Of course! Deric's jokes! Be sure to run to your local bookstore and buy a copy of the latest joke book that Deric is in called, "The Comedy Thesaurus." It's truly outrageous!!! Ok, where's my check?

Remember, if you have an idea of something you want to hear, e-mail us at stripedcomic@aol.com or cakedoncomedy@aol.com

Peace.

Episode 3: One funny joke

stripedcomic@aol.com — Thu, 11 Aug 2005 00:54:00 GMT

Nothing seems to be going right for the Cowan/Harrington team,(us). In this episode we battle insane comedy bookers, sweat, and penguines. The only thing going right is that we have a new sponsor.

Hey, who likes FIGURINES? Apparently Catholics do because they have made a whole line of them for their offspring called "Jesus Is My Coach." From baseball to hockey, from karate to gymnstics,(eeww), Jesus proves to be the Messiah with the most. We've included some pictures, and if you'd like to see more click here!

Send us an e-mail at stripedcomic@aol.com or cakedoncomedy@aol.com and tell us which figurine you think is the best.

Enjoy.

Episode 2: Carnies in Icing

stripedcomic@aol.com — Sat, 6 Aug 2005 19:50:00 GMT

Welcome to Episode #2 of Caked on Stripes.

In this Episode, we discuss many facinating things, ranging from why creationism actually does work out if you do the math, to part one of our seventeen part series on how to recycle old sticks into a new tree.

Ok... maybe not, for either of those. But what we do discuss is Deric's birthday (runtellthat, my Martin Lawrence friends), along with Bri's nightmare (not for the squeamish), to Deric's Dream job, to potential baby names from around the world.

Please listen to this, it'll make us happy.

Episode One: Shuckin Corn

stripedcomic@aol.com — Wed, 3 Aug 2005 00:17:00 GMT

Welcome, everyone to our humble abode. Out of respect for our white carpet please take off your shoes and mind the rottweiler. Boy are we gonna have fun!

Deric Harrington and myself, (Bri Cowan), are committed to giving you the best pod cast that money can't buy, and that means not too good.

We'll talk about all of your favorite things: raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens... and then after we tape it we'll delete it because all of those things are excrement and we will have decided that putting our show in the hands of you people was suicide.

On a serious note though, I can only be touched when I'm drunk... and the person touching me can't be Deric.

Please let us know what you think of the cast by sending us feedback. We know that you appreciate choice, so you can send feedback to stripedcomic@aol.com or cakedoncomedy@aol.com .

I'm glad we've had this talk. Now get out of my house. Apparently taking off your shoes made no difference to my carpet, for it is soiled. You must be filthy.

Caked On Stripes

Episode 67: Cabbage Roll

Episode 66: Heat Issues

Episode 65: Attack of the Wooden Bear

Episode 64: We've Returned

Episode 63: What happened to 62?

Episode 61:Better Late...

Episode 61: So Bored

Episode 60: Backs of Feed

Episode 59: Baby Head

Episode 58: Chunky Blossom

episode 57: The spice of life

Episode 56: In Deep Waters

Episode 55: Fufilling obligations

Episode 54: Fillin the Hole

Episode 53: The Best Birthday Ever!!

Episode 52: The Return of Ken!

Episode 51: Wok and Rorr

EPISODE 50!!!!!!

Episode 49: 14 Year Old Taint

Episode 48: compatability crossfire

Episode 47: The Shows Cancered

Episode 46: the Cop out Interview

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Episode 45: SPLAT

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Episode 44: Gettin Raw with Bri

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Episode 43: Vexing Cock

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Episode 42: Bible Time!

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Episode 41: Candy inside of Candy...

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Episode 40: To Kill a Chinaman

Welcome to Caked on Stripes. The only podcast that has both Caked and Stripes in it's name... except for the not-so-popular "Caked, but we don't have Stripes" podcast

In this Episode, Bri and Deric welcome their first guest into the studio, in Mr. Ken Schultz, Professional Comedian. You can Check out Ken's Blog here.

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Episode 39: Bits and Tits

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Episode 38: Lab Rats

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Episode 37: Phlegm

One week after the last delightful episode, we're back with another delightful episode. And by delightful, we mean short.

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episode 36: Numblers and Unicorms

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Episode 35: Bacon, Bagels, and Bumcakes

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Episode 34: Fro Yo!

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Episode 33: Manowar Rules!

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Episode 32: Fabiocity

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Episode 31: Best Voicemail Ever

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Episode 30: Short and Sweet

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Episode 29:Hot lovin and cold conversation

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episode 28: Product Placement

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Episode 27: Touch the Stripe

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Episode 26: Please me... Cheese me...

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Episode 25: Happy MLK Day!

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